Topical limerics.

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A government failing at Brexit

Complains the EU disrepexit,

Creating affront,

Says Jeremy Hunt,

By posting cake pix just to vexit.

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When Banks funded Leave’s referendum,
He said here’s three million, now spendum,
Believing that rules
Are just there for fools,
While Bad Boys are able to bendum.

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The minister Christopher Grayling

Found government isn’t plain sailing;

He racked up a bill

Of 33 mil

Through yet more incompetent failing.

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Embattled Prime Minister May,
Who struggled to get her own way,
While those who'd be leader
All fought to succeed her,
Reluctantly called it a day.

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Though Gove snorted coke, so he said,
When youthful and badly misled,
It may be the case
To run in this race
It helps to be out of your head.

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A diplomat fellow named Kim
Said POTUS's White House was grim;
When Trump got the hump
And Johnson kissed rump,
It all ended badly for him.

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The British PM displayed gall
As sterling continued to fall
By urging more zeal
For Brexit No Deal,
While spaffing two bil up the wall.

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A Tory MP crossed the floor
To join the Lib Dems, and therefore
The PM's majority
And thus what authority
He had up to now is no more.

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Old Boris, who says 'girly swot',
And similar jolly old rot,
Who reeks of misogyny
And can't count his progeny,
Continues to win diddly-squat.

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The President's seeking to dump
Some light bulbs that give the old chump
An orangey hue
With which they imbue
No person on earth except Trump.

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Old Boris, when things get too hot'll
Escape from the scene at full throttle;
The member for Uxbridge
Ran into a truck's fridge
With milk in, to look for his bottle.



So Johnson has anticlimactically
Displayed to the world he's galactically
Afraid - just a smidge -
HE HID IN A FRIDGE
Now, for heaven's sake, go and vote tactically!

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So Harry and former Ms Markle,
Find royalty's losing its sparkle,
Proposing removal
Without the approval
Of She Who Is Most Matriarchal.


(Simon Harding - Twitter.)

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Oooh I like that one. also see "The Harry formerly known as Prince"

https://chaser.com.au/world/queen-prono ... as-prince/

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As coronavirus draws near,
America's feeling the fear
Of COVID-19.
So what does this mean?
A boycott of Mexican beer.


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https://www.breakingnewstime.com/corona ... the-lager/

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There is an old fellow who's been
Confirmed to have COVID-19,
But why was he tested,
Health workers protested?
It helps if your mother's the queen.

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